Lee : We're We're filming right now! Lee : You're sorry? You wasted all our film! James Carter : [Takes phone back] Call me back later, 7 o'clock! James Carter : Couldn't help noticin' how she was staring at a brother. Lee : She never even look at you. James Carter : You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly. Lee : I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy. James Carter : Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you. James Carter : I can't believe I flew 10, miles for this shit!
James Carter : All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now! James Carter : Did you see that? Lee : He likes you. James Carter : I ain't shopping with you no more. I know good and well y'all ain't gambling back here, this supposed to be a Chinese Restaurant!
Kenny : How you gonna come up in here and jam me up like this James, huh? You embarass me in front of my wife, my kids out there. James Carter : Kenny you embarassin' yourself, you a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw. James Carter : I don't like my chickens alive, I like 'em dead and deep fried.
You ever heard of Popeye's? James Carter : When the shootin' started, he was way too cool. And normally when there's shootin' white people aren't that cool, man. They either run around in circles, or screaming out 'Aaaaagh! James Carter : New York City? Lee : First class. James Carter : The Plaza hotel. Lee : Maybe some mu shu. James Carter : I could use another vacation. Good kick, Lee. Lee : It was an accident. James Carter : That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab.
Lee : [exasperated sigh] You will never understand me. James Carter : You right, because I didn't even understand what you said to me right then! Ricky Tan : [while Lee is holding him at gunpoint] Would you like me to tell you how your father died? James Carter : Hey, hey. Wait one second, Lee. It ain't worth it, man. He's trying to trick you.
Don't go too far, man. Ricky Tan : He never begged for his life. Or tried to make a deal. James Carter : Put the gun down. Ricky Tan : All he asked me Oh, he was so pathetic. James Carter : Oh hell no, he done went too far now, Lee. Shoot his ass right now, Lee. Shoot his ass! Ricky Tan : What are you doing to do, Lee? Ricky Tan : Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?
James Carter : Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that! Shoot him, Lee! Ricky Tan : Can't do it, can you? James Carter : Yes, hell you can Lee. Ain't nobody up here but us, man. Ricky Tan : Just as I thought. James Carter : Go off on him, man, he's trying to punk you! Shoot him! Ricky Tan : Go on! James Carter : If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or something! Lee : I'll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.
James Carter : Blend in? I'm two feet taller than everyone in here. James Carter : I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you're third world ugly. James Carter : No, I'm Lee's new muscle. And don't let this robe fool you, this is the only color they had left. James Carter : [Approaching a Chinese soul food restaurant] This is my informer's place. They got some good ribs here too.
James Carter : Whoa, man. I ain't going in there! Lee : Come on! James Carter : There's rats in there! Lee : There's no rats! James Carter : Look at that rat! James Carter : Out of the way! James Carter : Hey Lee! What are you doing? Lee James Carter : Dancing!
Man, im up here working, putting my life on the line, and you up here messing around, dancing with some Bimbo Does she have a friend? James Carter : Gefilte fish! Lee : I'm not third world ugly, women like me! They think I'm cute, like James Carter : Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you. Lee : That's Ricky Tan. James Carter : That's Ricky Tan?
Man, that's a midget in a bathrobe! Lee : Carter, you don't understand. James Carter : Oh I understand, man. I got knocked off a building, I got beat on, I got stripped butt-naked and you held out on me. I'm outta here. James Carter : Now why did you say it was a bomb.
Lee : No you said that! James Carter : No you said it! Lee : You said that in the hotel room. James Carter : I said 'she was the bomb'. Lee : She was the bomb? James Carter : Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again. James Carter : Ain't gonna be no quiet room no more. James Carter : Aw hell no! Lee : No, I'll take him.
James Carter : [outtake] Kick the door, Jackie! Lee : Okay, Chris Tucker! James Carter : Gotta be somethin' you want? Lee : I've always wanted to go to Square Mad - Lee : I always want to go to square Lee : Shhhh! Lee : I've always dreamed to Square Marden Lee : I always wanted to go to Square 3, Lee : Now I'm gone. Now I'm nervous. Every garden I'm nervous!
Madison Square Garden. Lee : I always want to go to Square James Carter : [after guy falls off bamboo] Oh Hell No! Lee : Stop, I'm sick of your bullshit. James Carter : And I'm sick of you! I'm not the one running up in Karaoke bars full of gangsters. And I'm not the one running up in massage parlors looking for crime lords. James Carter : [to Lee at a massage parlor] What's wrong with you man? You never step in front of a black man at a buffet line. Massage Parlor Hostess : You ever have massage by Chinese girl before?
James Carter : No, but I heard it was the bomb. James Carter : I'm gonna give you an L. D ass-whuppin'! James Carter : What was that?
Did you just take another damn case on my vacation man? James Carter : There's two billion Chinese people here, let one of them be your partner! James Carter : [singing] Don't stop till you get enough! Lee : Carter? James Carter : Cha-mon! James Carter : Cha-mon, Lee! James Carter : [sings] I'll be right back! I'll be right back! James Carter : Lee, what happened? Lee : You left me! James Carter : No, I didn't! I was waitin' up there for you! James Carter : I heard that.
I heard that. Don't be talkin' 'bout me, man! James Carter : Use them tiger teeth! Chelsea Lately: Episode 8. Sleeping with Other People Mentioned by one of the characters. Night of the Living Deb "Don't you ever touch a black man's radio" quoted. Streets of Harvest It is referenced. Where Jackie Chan at Right Now?
De slimste mens ter wereld: Episode 9. Rim of the World Referenced in dialogue. Wet Season A poster is shown. Dolittle Quoted in dialogue. Jay-Z Feat. The Roseanne Show: Episode 1. Jackie Chan - My Stunts Video stunts from the film explained. Rush Hour 1, 2, 3! Everything Wrong with NiceGuys' First Strike Short The moment where Trevor acts stupefied, then smiles while being stared down by the villains is a direct parody of a similar moment in Rush Hour, when Jackie Chan is acts stupefied, then smiles at Chris Tucker following the line "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Busta Rhymes Feat. Confessions of an Action Star Restaurant scene. Partner One man complains about having no kissing scene in the movie while talking about it. Undercover Brother 2 Lionel does his impression of the Chris Tucker character from this movie series.
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